I have unearthed what can, simply, only be described as the most awesome thing to happen to the blogosphere since I stopped hearing about Perez Hilton's largely worthless opinion on everything from everyone.
Here's a useless, completely uninteresting fact to read while you let your brain process what I just said:
"Women's rights are entitlements and freedoms claimed for women and girls (LOL!) of all ages in many societies."
|"Hamsub 1, hailing Hampture. Do you read,|
In all seriousness though, there's no way you have a girlfriend.
Seriously serious, though, Hampture's creator is brilliantly insane. Andrew Ryan has nothing on this guy. Andrew Ryan sent people underwater. Brotip: people aren't good guinea pigs! Hamsters are good guinea pigs. Everyone knows that, dude.
So, if you haven't already at least opened this mastermind's blog yet, then I am going to italicize you to death.
P.S. Love ya, Perez.
P.P.S. No homo.
P.P.P.S. I'm trippin' italics, yo.